Have a Great Day
It’s nice to hear “have a great day” from a store attendant after you’ve bought something new, but not quite the same when it comes in the form of a note in the context of the following example. Not one to mince their words, this person got straight to the point, even though adding the word “douche” feels a little bit like overkill at this point. There are some people out there that will go to great lengths to make their point.

Have A Great Day
A Note From Optimus Prime
Transformers fans will get it, others won’t. Whether you know that series or not, the sheer witty nature of leaving a note that is altogether passive-aggressive and to the point at the same time definitely deserves some props and respect. Watch out for the Autobots, bad drivers. This parking job is certainly deserving of Optimus Prime’s intervention, and you can bet that he would be able to park his enormous firetruck far better than this human.

A Note From Optimus Prime