A Rubbish View
This view is literally rubbish. It may be best to keep the curtains closed if you find yourself checking into this hotel room! We cannot imagine the disappointment and borderline horror that the poor person staying here for an indeterminate amount of time must have felt when he waltzed into this grubby spot. If ‘beautiful views’ was a feature in the description, then you can be sure that a lawsuit was worthy of this deception.
A Rubbish View
Leaving the curtains open may be somewhat entertaining. That is if you enjoy the sight of rodents fighting for leftovers…
A Little Bit Of A Big Mistake
Finding your way with the help of this sign may be daunting. Would rooms 201-216 be to the right or to the left? Who knows… Some people just love to make life harder for the rest of us, and ambiguous directions must be some of the biggest wastes of time imaginable. Which way do you think is right? Don’t worry, you can always try again if you didn’t manage to understand the hidden genius of this sign the first time.
A Little Bit Of A Big Mistake
Perhaps it would be best to have the guests escorted to their rooms. Or maybe the signs should be replaced so that guests are actually able to find their way?
