Discarded On The Street
A stranger snatched his Amazon delivery from his doorway and carried it into his house through a window. Arthur laughed as he left the porch. But there was a glitch in the plan.

Discarded On The Street
After seeing his address on the box, his neighbor went to pick up the unopened item left on the curb a few streets away. The contents of the box were discarded on the roadside, which was uncommon. But it’s not over yet.
Hope You Like Cat Crap
His next-door neighbor saw the letter Arthur had left for the burglar and immediately put two and two together. “Hello, you’re on camera,” read the message from Arthur. F-you, you filthy thief. “I hope you like cat crap.”

Hope You Like Cat Crap
His next-door neighbor quickly recognized what Arthur was attempting to accomplish since he had been a victim of porch pirates himself. He despised them as much as Arthur did, but he despised rubbish on the streets much more.