Stairs From Hell
This carpet design may look fabulous in a room with the right furnishings. However, this type of design should never be used on stairs, unless of course, the plan is to have your guests kill themselves!

Stairs From Hell
It would be wise to hold onto the railings when using these stairs. This seems so incredibly dangerous… If your eyes started hurting just by looking at this picture, you are not alone. Now, imagine having to navigate this oppressive optical illusion!
After Hours Ass
This elevator has a button for “after hours ass.” While we can only imagine what after-hours ass actually is, perhaps they are actually offering after-hours assISTANCE? Some words simply cannot be abbreviated.

After Hours Ass
Hopefully, this error gets sorted out soon before a guest actually takes them up on the misleading offer… They might be highly disappointed when a burly middle-aged man in blue overalls arrives, rather than an attractive young woman. Either way, you should not have pressed the button if you didn’t need to!