Mullets Incorporated
Unlike our previous joke family portrait, this one seems to be incredibly sincere. There was a time when mullets ruled the world, and we are very happy that the trashy hairstyle died. All that is left of it now is pictures like these. And what a picture it is! These are some of the most respectably powerful mullets we have ever seen. The boy isn’t even thirteen years old and he looks like he could drive a Ford Mustang GT off a cliff and live to tell the tale.

Mullets Incorporated
Got Her Goat
From mullets to goats, next up we have a rather pagan-looking family portrait where a witchy mother decided that a goat was needed to complete the ritual – uh, we mean, completely innocent family portrait. No goats were sacrificed to ensure that this baby would be born strong and healthy. We love that the goat got a flower crown and shawl, too! She must have felt like a princess, which is important, as she is probably the godmother. Goat-mother?

Got Her Goat