Area 51
This is one foreboding sign, and rather confusing too! Generally, if you want to keep a secret place, you do not put signs up telling passing drivers how far away they are from it. There are some places you don’t want to visit, even if you are invited by friends. If you want to keep a place secret, take the signs out and hide your tracks better! We are counting on the next set of managers to bury their tracks and keep Area 51 a better-hidden secret.
Area 51
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There are some people who just cannot grill weenies and marshmallows like normal people. Some degenerates need to turn everything into a dirty joke, and we love it. Get yourself a cheeky set of grill sticks like these and really impress your boss or father-in-law next time you go camping together. Just make sure to cover your children’s eyes when they come and sit down for some otherwise PG hot campfire snacks. We hope that this couple’s love life is equally fiery.
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