Launched Into Orbit
Lakeside adventures are the best way to unwind and engage in some exhilarating watersports, like tube riding. We really feel sorry for this girl, however, whose tube ride just turned into an absolute disaster. As hilarious as it is too see someone launched into orbit by a sadistic speedboat owner, we cannot help but cringe imagining how hard she must have hit that water upon landing. The fact that someone had their camera ready to snap this unplanned aerial stunt makes me think that this is one seriously messed up family! You really do need to hang on for dear life while tube riding or you are bound to skip along the water like a stone!
Launched Into Orbit
“I Hate Sand, It’s Coarse And It Gets Everywhere”
Sand has a habit of getting into our most… intimate areas. There is no part of your body that can hide from sand, these minuscule coarse grains can infiltrate even our most sacred spaces. A place called “Sandy Balls” is bound to stick in your mind, and will definitely attract all manner of childishly minded adventurers.
Camping tends to bring out the wild side of humanity, but naming your spot something has outlandish as “Sandy Balls” takes a special kind of lewdness.
I Hate Sand Its Coarse And It Gets Everywhere
